Food Influencer Car Interiors Resemble Culinary Jackson Pollocks
Crumbl Cookies, fried chicken, your neighbour’s bake sale—it seems like any food is fair game for reviewers. Every video seeks to raise or bastardize the profile of restaurants and influence…
Women’s Group Asks: Is It Time for Your Vasectomy?
Heterosexual men of Canada, it’s time for your vasectomy! That’s the message from women’s rights group, Sperm Free Society (SFS). They want men to drop their pants and pick up…
University Shocked to Learn White Supremacists Identify with Nebraska Mascot
LINCOLN, NEBRASKA—The University of Nebraska’s mascot has gotten a makeover. Herbie Husker has long been depicted as an overall-clad good old boy with a mop of blond hair, an oversized…
Dollar Tree, Not Giving Tree
USA—Where can you buy a laundry basket, pregnancy test, and reading glasses for three dollars? Not Dollar Tree. Not anymore. The US-based company has said it will begin charging more…
Chris Harrison is the Next Bachelor
HOLLYWOOD—They say when one door closes on a racist white man, another opens. It seems that’s the case for Chris Harrison, who was dismissed as host of The Bachelor franchise…
Oops, He Did it Again
OTTAWA—Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, it’s a kink. Liberal MP William Amos has again been caught with his pants down. Last month, Amos appeared nude during…
AstraZeneca Recipients Given a Shrug
CANADA—More than two million Canadians have received an AstraZeneca shot during the pandemic, including 40-somethings who rushed pharmacies when the vaccine was approved for their age group in late April.…
Living with Parents New Pandemic Low
TORONTO—Katie Hampton has moved back in with her parents. “I’m selling my condo and I have to be out of the space during the viewings,” said Hampton. “I’m hoping it…
Puzzles are My Precious COVID Companion
SOMEWHERE IN TIME—It started out slowly, just like the virus. With some extra time at home, why not embrace an activity that takes patience and prolonged effort? I borrowed a…
Embarrassment Cited as Cause of Death in Robert Trump’s Passing
He was known as the ‘younger’ Trump, the ‘quieter’ Trump, the ‘actually-not-an-asshole’ Trump, and the ‘surpisingly-not-bat-fucking-insane’ Trump. He was a patient supporter and eloquent defender of his elder brother, and…