Dell to release expanded line of scented laptops
ROUND ROCK, Texas—Disappointed by the negative public reaction Dell received for their initial foray into the emerging scented laptop market, founder, chairman and CEO Michael Dell announced the company is…
Critics doubt Rob Ford’s confession he smoked crack
TORONTO—Hot on the heels of his admission that he used crack cocaine, critics of beleaguered Mayor Rob Ford are already expressing skepticism.
Rob Ford approves release of non-existent video
TORONTO—Having recanted his earlier assertion that Toronto's Police Chief did not exist, Mayor-for-the-meantime Rob Ford is now apologizing, hat in hand.
Ottawa mayor gets coupon book, decides to rebuild everything
Ottawa residents are used to little fix-it projects: pothole filling, tree trimming, sewer line repairs... But if you've been commuting in Ottawa recently, you may have wondered if the delays…
Rob Ford denies existence of Toronto Police chief Bill Blair
TORONTO—Toronto Mayor Rob Ford amended his list of denials today to include the non-existence of Toronto's chief of police.
Toronto Mayor Rob Ford unmasked on Halloween?
TORONTO—On October 31st, Toronto Police confirmed they had a video that appears to show Toronto mayor Rob Ford smoking crack. Trick? Or Treat? Mooseclean’s took to the streets of Toronto…
Ireland to legalize drunk driving
DUBLIN, Ireland—In a not particularly surprising move today, the government of Ireland has announced that it is considering legalizing moderately drunk driving for rural residents.
Woman lists cat as emergency contact
ALBERTA—Canmore resident Shirley Best is marching to the beat of her own drum. After years of struggling with who to name as an emergency contact, she finally settled on her…