Study: 4 out of 5 teenagers don’t believe in Saskatchewan
Photo: Steven Hepting, flickr OTTAWA—According to a new report released by Statistics Canada, 80% of Canadian teenagers no longer believe in Saskatchewan.
Pink slip mistaken for party invite
ABOVE: Shawl calls her family to share the 'great news' while co-workers look on in confusion. SASKATOON—Casey Shawl, former employee of Sun Cleaning Inc., recently mistook a dismissal notice for…
Jian Ghomeshi force choked me, young Jedi apprentice claims
A short time ago, in a municipality not far away, Cora Pell told us of a day long remembered: the time she nearly succumbed to the Dark Side. "He was…
Wife-beating, homophobic, substance abuser regrets decision not to run for Toronto city council
Photo: Colleen Morgan, flickr. TORONTO—With the results of the election now confirmed, John Lewandowski nervously plays with his crack pipe. "My bookie said my chances were good, I should have…
Public invited to “Fire Sale” of unnamed ex-broadcaster’s goods
Office contents of former 'adventurous' employee have broad appeal Date: Friday, November 21, 2014 Time: 8:00 am - 4:00 pm Location: South lawn of the Metro Hall Building at Wellington…
Fat, stupid escalator riders eaten by zombie inventor gone amok
Most people have never heard of Jesse Wilford Reno but too many, it seems, are habitual abusers of his most famous invention: the escalator. "I've been rolling in my grave…