Trudeau promises to reinstate voter fraud
OTTAWA - "It's a sad day for democracy," Justin Trudeau said shortly after the House of Commons passed the Fair Elections Act with a vote of 148-124. "When I'm Prime…
Driveway or Drive-Thru? Toronto townhouse complex mistaken for Tim Hortons
SCARBOROUGH—On the outskirts of Toronto’s urban sprawl, on the corner of a busy intersection, sits a small group of retail stores. Adjacent to this lot is the 56-unit Millwood Townhouse…
Fucking A! Swearing makes you feel better, scientists say
The next time someone tells you to stop cursing, tell them it's therapeutic... then tell them to fuck off. This according to new research by Richard Stephens and some other…
Nigerian girls fail to attract buyers, militants complain
The fate of 200 girls kidnapped from their boarding school in Chibok may be twisting for the better. Boko Haram militants initially threatened to sell the girls into slavery, but…
Polio Outbreak: A Modest Proposal
Polio is a vaccine preventable disease. Yet, there are currently outbreaks in at least 10 countries causing the World Health Organization (WHO) to declare a public health emergency. There is…
My Answer: Thou Shalt Sleep With Thy Brother’s Wife, Or Else
Q: My brother caught me in bed with his wife. He is sterile, and doesn't believe that I was only trying to be a helpful sibling by impregnating her. Can…
Quantum physicists agree to settle dispute with MMA fight
Interpretations of the infamous double-slit experiment in quantum mechanics have polarized scientists for decades. Now, two prominent pioneers in the world of quantum mechanics, Dr. Alan Heisenbohr and Dr. Richard…
“Log Driver’s Waltz” displaces “Gangnam Style” in popular dance craze reign
Don't cry, Psy, but a new dance sensation is sweeping the nation.