Ice storm peddling confirms that winter cyclists are certifiably fucktarded
OTTAWA—Despite 15 millimetres of freezing rain coating the 18 centimetres of snow that fell recently, observers report that Ottawa bikes are continuing to traverse the National Capital Region.
Rogers defends soaring Internet costs
With a recent study showing Canada as one of the top 10 countries for high Internet costs, media overlord Rogers backs up their outrageous price plans with plain science.
Kia announces SBOX: North America’s first sub-$1,000 car
Spurred by stalling domestic sales and the success of ultra-cheap vehicles in China and India, South Korean auto-producer Kia has announced “a bargain car for the rest of us”. “People…
North Korea cancels its own controversial movie
As a pre-emptive measure to ease tensions with Mennonite colonies living in rural Manitoba, the People's Republic of North Korea (PKR) has indefinitely postponed the release of 순종 여성 목장…
Letters to the editor: Pork is evil
Yesterday I was eating a ham sandwich and I had another stark realization. Pork is evil. As wide as the gulf of understanding may be between the Muslims and the…
Bill Cosby to star in The Vagina Monologues
HOLLYWOOD—In an effort to rehabilitate his waning reputation, Bill Cosby has signed on to do a cross-country tour of The Vagina Monologues.
The Interview – Sony pulls off biggest marketing stunt ever
Sony is not the only company to attempt to profit from a Kim Jong Un strategy, as this billboard from online dating service Ashley Madison proves. (Photo credit: teakwood, flickr.)…