Feds update definition of “impoverished”
As the Government of Canada continues modernizing throughout the 21st century, the definition for a household income below $30,000 has evolved from "low-income" into "peasant." During a press conference at…
Taliban terrorists’ buttholes added to Allah’s “72 Virgins” roster
Photo credit: FS1 - Community TV Salzburg (flickr). JANNAH—Following the horrific massacre of 132 students at Army Public School in Peshawar, God Himself has spoken out against the Taliban.
“Can’t Touch This!” and other handy tips from Buckingham Palace
British Royals Prince William and Kate Middleton were in New York City recently. As part of their first visit to the Big Apple, the couple attended a Brooklyn Nets/Cleveland Cavaliers…
New Age Guru badly beaten in Toronto
New Age guru and best-selling author Irving Lanslinger is recovering in hospital after being badly beaten by several masked men following a seminar he gave in Toronto. Lanslinger was walking…
Lady loses identity in bureaucratic catch-22
After losing her wallet, Alisha Kaplan—as she was formerly known—is no longer a citizen of Canada.
Salvation Army air horn campaign underway
TORONTO—Get ready to have the change blasted right out of your pockets this holiday season. The Salvation Army is replacing its ubiquitous ringing bell with something that packs more punch.
US tech firm patents human genitals
Myriad, the company that created a firestorm of anger with its patent of the mutated BRCA1 and BRCA2 genes associated with cancer, now owns the patents to your koochie or…