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January 22, 2014 Sebastian Panache

Gill Renner of Fort McMurray, AB is an avid Twitter user with a problem. "People seem to like my content, so I can't complain too much, but they just don't…

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Mulcair spotted drinking at high school bush party

January 20, 2014 Dan Walton

OTTAWA—In what was subsequently labelled "engaging young voters," leader of the federal NDP Tom Muclair was photographed last night at a park congregated by teenagers, drinking out of several different…

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January 19, 2014 finklebottom

Fucking cats, man. They’re little assholes.

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St. John’s man stays positive in face of Lululemon ban

January 17, 2014 Richard Brennan

A Newfoundland man has been banned from Lululemon Athletica stores for reasons he can not comprehend. Gump Brownsey, 52 calls the ban “unfair” claiming he was merely responding to encouragements…

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It ain’t the heat, it’s the humility

January 16, 2014 Molly Donovan

MELBOURNE, AUSTRALIA—They’re dropping like flies at the Australian Open. With temperatures topping 40 degrees Celsius, fans and players alike are succumbing to Mother Nature. “I’m from Canada, and I don’t…

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France relieved by Hollande infidelity revelations

January 15, 2014 Sebastian Panache

While many around the world were troubled by reports of French President François Hollande's extra-marital affair with actress Julie Gayet, citizens of France were in a celebratory mood today. "Before…

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Syria legalizes marijuana

January 13, 2014 Dan Walton

In adopting Uruguay's new model of regulating the legal sale of recreational marijuana, the Middle Eastern nation of Syria has passed a bill which will allow the legal sale of…

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January 12, 2014 finklebottom

Am I in there?

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Quiznos new nine-inch sub aims to please

January 10, 2014 Molly Donovan

Above: One woman deeply satisfied... the other buries her frustrations in a book. CANADA—A new Quiznos television ad declares Sometimes six inches isn’t enough, and sometimes twelve inches is too…

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Half of Mars One applicants from Winnipeg, Dutch say

January 8, 2014 Sebastian Panache

From an applicant pool of over 200,000, just over a thousand people are now still in contention to be the the first residents of Mars—and many of them are from…

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