Strippers embarrassed to work with Patrick Brazeau
OTTAWA—Bare Fax Gentleman’s Club, the strip bar currently being managed by disgraced Senator Patrick Brazeau, has seen a number of dancers quit recently, saying they are just too embarrassed to…
Roll Up The Rim Regrets
TORONTO—Every February since 1986, a bright light has shone on the darkest part of the Canadian winter: Tim Hortons Roll Up The Rim To Win contest. And now that this…
Enbridge changes status to not-for-profit
There will be no profiting off of natural gas in Ontario after July 31st, 2014, as Enbridge Inc. has registered to operate as a non-profit enterprise. "The only way we…
Rob Ford has Hollywood career to fall back on
The answer to why Mayor Rob Ford has been spending time recently in California instead of focusing on Toronto has been revealed, as Disney announced Monday that Ford is being…
King for a Day
TORONTO—A replica of the Iron Throne, from the popular HBO series Game of Thrones, came to CTV Agincourt this week and half the building lost its shit. Promo producer Jeff…
TED Talks photographer laid off
Citing "creative differences" as the reason for termination, Katie Morgan has been released as the official photographer for TED Talks presentations. Due to "distressing similarities" between each of the 143…
Astronaut has opportunity to meet Alex Van Hamme
Photo: Alex Van Hamme Canadian astronaut Chris Hadfield enjoyed the opportunity to meet Mooseclean’s writer Alex Van Hamme at a Chapters bookstore this weekend. “He’s way nicer than I thought…
Gay Army to protect Ukraine
KIEV—After the citizens of Crimea voted to secede, other parts of Ukraine are concerned. Will Vladimir Putin use the vote as an excuse to annex the rest of the country?…